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Jokes and other stuff to laugh at
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Random Thought
Don't sweat the petty things,
and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Joke of the month - September 2010
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Divorce VS Murder
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some
cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
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Tests
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The following are for fun and amusement only and are not to be taken seriously, so please, laugh and enjoy :)
WARNING!
If you decide you would like to take one of these tests,
please note that some items on them may be offensive to some people and as such I ask that you not hold us responsible as we did not create them,
we linked to them, and you do not have to visit if you do not want to.
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